cactusthefrog

profesinoal top 100 radiant peak vlaorant player for no team. likes to pick reyna and drop 10+ kills /strong

very positive, respectful, and non-toxic man.

bro yesterday i played with cactusthefrog and he carried me to 4-13 loss. 10/10 playing with him again

by WARDELL416 June 11, 2021

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

boom cactus

A extremely hairy pussy all the way to the anus sometimes looking like an Afro

Wow that's one big boom cactus you have there

by Tophers tissue November 12, 2015

groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.

I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked

by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016

TRS Cactus

Cactus is fat according to The Red Sparrows.

Lol that guy looks like trs cactus

by WhatHuh? November 10, 2020

Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.

Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.

get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!

by nate February 19, 2004