Crackerbox

A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.

When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

Mexican Cracker

someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)

White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.

by Be96 March 6, 2011

miz cracker

Miz Cracker a comedy queen from New York. She was in the top 5 of Rupauls Drag Race winning 1 maxi challenge

Isn't miz cracker funny

by ELEPHANTQWEEN August 3, 2018

Cracker Jacker

A black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys

Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker

by CGOLDS15 July 25, 2010

caker

A derogitory name for Canadian people originating from Italian immigrants, who called them "mangia cakes", meaning they eat cake.

I hate how caker's even made the insult "mangia cake" cakerized.

by Joe Galloro August 24, 2004

Gram Cracker

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

by GemJJ November 11, 2014

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.

I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.

by c-davidson August 27, 2008