Sheeny Curse

This is what little Blonde Haired,Blue eyed Jews put on you when you call him a Jew

I called Andy a Jew and he put the Sheeny Curse on me.

by Tom Demby March 4, 2009

irish curse

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!

Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*

by JB_Finesse October 9, 2005

jewish curse

having terrible body odor and being a big loser jerk

Beth totaly has the jewish curse.

by carlos espanoza December 21, 2008

BK Curse

Occurs when it seems that every pretty girl you meet has a boyfriend.

So I met this sexy girl in chemistry yesterday, turns out the bk curse is still with me.

by Rookie Rob February 16, 2010

Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Stephanie Curse

The strange phenomenon where at every wedding you attend, one of the groomsmen is REALLY into you but you’re REALLY not into him.

I have the Stephanie curse, I’m never gonna find a guy to date.

by Db333 June 14, 2018

Cop cursing

A service that is offered by some who pratice black magic,some forms of paganism,satanism ect.

for police brutality ect.

If you had a bad time with a cop go to John he does cop cursing.

by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009