cock clown

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man

Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.

by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004

Ass Clown

A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.

1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...

2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown

by MNWHREDLX February 24, 2009

clown porn

During the 1980's in the San Fransisco area, the practice of "clowning" became popular. In clowning, sexual partners would don clown make-up and other clown accessories before and during various sex acts. This generally gratifies a playfull and silly side of one's sexuality. These days, there has been a proliferation of clown pornography on the internet. One can now purchase DVDs of clowns fucking.

When i'm in the mood to see circus entertainers fornicate, i watch clown porn!

by Joey Pitchfork July 27, 2006

death valley clown car

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.

Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!

by DepravedDinosaurKing April 28, 2011

Clown Pound

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.

Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"

by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy October 20, 2006

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Clown Meat

The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.

Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!

McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016