Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.
Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.
by JustSamj December 14, 2021
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Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.
My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
by bookfraud April 07, 2015
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Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
by Samuel Clemency May 19, 2021
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Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.
1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.
by BR34D November 04, 2019
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butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with
At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!
by Varrdg November 18, 2017
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