slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.

Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.

by fgwg2 December 3, 2015

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.

Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.

by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 18, 2017

Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.

"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"

by Samuel Clemency May 18, 2021

Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin

Wow that's butthole tinkle right there

by Boooobahbooo March 13, 2017

Butthole Bob

A heterosexual male who prefers fucking women's anuses.

Women were just a collection of orifices to Fred, a real Butthole Bob.

by Smithy666 June 21, 2021

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015