Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

by ThatsGottaHurt August 31, 2016

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

Bumper boats

Wet vagina lips

Also known as 'Men's Lips'

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".

by Hot fish July 6, 2017

Nick-nacks on the bumper

Small scratches on the car, specifically on the bumper. It’s an Uptown New York slang that I just learned.

For sure I’ll have some nick-nacks on the bumper, it’s my first car.

by kbilgek September 3, 2023

Negro bumper

A non negro person who engages in cuckhold activities with a negro male or males.

After Bob’s wedding I found out he was a negro bumper when videos surfaced of a well organized team of negroes fucking Bob’s wife while Bob was jerking off to it in the background.

by Loliguessthesearewords November 22, 2025