retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008
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S: "I just saw something an now it's burned into my retina's"
E: "What is it?"
S: "That girl in the green shirt just went up to that girl who's sitting down and greeted her using the bumpercar technique."
E: "What is it?"
S: "That girl in the green shirt just went up to that girl who's sitting down and greeted her using the bumpercar technique."
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An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
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