broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.

Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

by Jingles Man Sword Brothers September 22, 2005

stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.

" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".

by jody young July 12, 2006

broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

broke ass

this herbito named Fannon.

Fannon quit being a broke ass

by the b.o.a.t. May 2, 2005

got broke

Slang term used in various situations to tease someone that loses out, or gets the 'short straw'. Often used to comment on a person not getting to something fast enough, and someone else gets it.

This term is usually followed by the word 'son'

Another way of saying 'sucks for you'

Me: " I brought donuts for everyone."
-Crowd of people bum rushes the donut box-
You: "Oh man, there are no donuts left"
Me: "Haha, GOT BROKE son!!


Walking down the hallway, someone drops something, and youre too much of a douche to help them pick it up... you just walk by and laugh and say "got broke!'

by oregonlane February 7, 2009

broke ass

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.

Dude! Who broke ass?!

by cine0n November 27, 2004

broke dicker

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.

Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!

by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013