john borush

In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

by Factman007 July 26, 2017

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

A Boris

Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.

He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!

by Rascal G September 29, 2019

Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 4, 2019

Back Boris

A term used by British White men predominantly on Facebook to show there disliking of Illegal Immigrants.

Used in response to Illegal Immigrants

“Back Boris!”

by ✨🙈 September 13, 2020

Chatting Boris

Talking nonsense.

Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.

Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”

Barry: “I knocked out like 4 man the other day with my bare hands”

Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”

by Kaleidoscopic August 16, 2021

National Boris Day

Annual day of celebration of defecation.

How did everyone celebrate National Boris Day this year?

by Joey Jellico February 25, 2023