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double-booking

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.
Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.
by Eleglac August 18, 2011
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Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy
Playboy is a good stroke book.
by Dubya September 22, 2004
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Documentary Book

A smart book, like a documentary, but in book form.
What is the word for the intelligent writing material?

That's a Documentary Book.
by Donald Blake November 17, 2013
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Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.
by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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book of face

by moneymiller November 16, 2010
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Sex Book

A book about sex
Adam: Wanna read a sex book?
Maurice: Yeah!
by I Like To Define Words December 3, 2020
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