Bog Burke

Any person that sucks at card games. Typically appears during card games when a person can’t succeed.

Look! Bog Burke bogged in Cribbage again! Can’t believe it happened again.

by Hodtae January 15, 2022

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Bog Water

You are a scrub at a video game. Often processed with “you are dog water...”

“You’re dog water, you’re bog water”

by Lancelot_47 May 10, 2021

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Bog wan

When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.

"I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it"

by Chodebar December 14, 2018

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whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.

The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.

by honkyjoejoe May 31, 2015

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bog sonar

Whilst in the cubicle when someone else walks into the bog you listen intently (turn on your bog sonar) to determine what they are up to, in order to plan the intensity of your next squeeze, volume of groan during the squeeze, ferocity of wipe and subsequent exit from the trap to avoid exposing yourself to the defecation interloper.

I was taking a massive shit in trap 2 when someone walked in the bog mid squeeze. I had to turn on my bog sonar to make sure he'd finished before I could carry on and finish. Couldn't let him know it was me groaning and letting out that stench I'd get grief all afternoon in the office.

by thedeeg May 8, 2012

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