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Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010
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Bill O'Reilly

Someone who sucked so much on Inside Edition that Fox decided to give him a job as a bs artist on its network. Also, he hates celebrities because they wouldn't give him the time of day on said Inside Edition show. Likes to use vibrators on himself.
Bill O'Reilly is a disgusting freak who can only get ass from a vibrator used on his ass.
by Bush Hater March 16, 2005
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Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits
Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.
by TooSick4U August 27, 2005
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sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(
Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...
by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010
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Denver Hot Air Balloon

When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009
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Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal
Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.
by rhinografix March 27, 2011
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bill o'reilly

1. a close minded f@#k!
2. something that has a texture of s@#t and smells much worsther than reservoir.
3. a person that thinks we live in a fascist nation.
4. a women raper, and probably children, too.
5. somebody like rush limbao but not famous that likes to call raped women hoes and likes to mock on our values of what we stand for.
OMG I had stepped on o'reilly!!!

bill o'reilly needs to SFU!
by johnattan smith May 9, 2006
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