I've had better

A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.

He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"

by GlazeHer August 25, 2016

Better've

Contraction of 'better have'

"You better've had a good time!"

by SourPapaSmurf February 24, 2019

Brette

Brette

Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.

Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.

1st Girl: "i found a Brette in the garden the other day. And she bit me"

2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."

by Papidontpreach August 5, 2019

Bette Davis Eyes

Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on a throne
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue

She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Offer feed with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
'Cause she knows you, she's got Bette Davis Eyes
She'll tease you

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

Nothing better than a hot tub after a long day

When you had a long day of doing stuff with the boys and you end the day off with a hot tub

Person 1: Yo man it’s been a long day
Person 2: nothing better than a hot tub after a long day
Person 1: you can say that again

by Sams room May 25, 2020

one barney better

to outdo someone else. an irish saying.

Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.

by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005

On the better

Getting better

I am on the better.

by Dwitte January 16, 2017