The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

bellend

someone who doesnt do anything and plays champ all day

steve corder is a bellend

by greeny January 20, 2004

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004

Bellend

On habbo, FairyTailed- aka bellend? her names belle, but like it is. shes so fake, but idc, shes getting my gb comments up. ikr fit. anyway, shes the definition of a bellend xxxxx

me: bellends a bellend xx

by Lucy12342464 December 2, 2009

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004