beer pressure

1. The social pressure one feels by having his friends making him drink more beer than one wants to.

2. The pressure one feels in their bladder after drinking too much beer.

1. Friends: Come on... don't be a wuss, have another beer...

You: Man, stop it with all of this beer pressure

2. After several beers in a row, Todd felt it necessary to relieve some beer pressure in the back alley.

by G Buckey August 7, 2005

hike and a beer

(n.) Where two masculine gay or bisexual men, often closeted, meet for some outdoor physical activity such as hiking or surfing, followed by the consumption of beer, with the understanding that they will have sex in the course of the day.

I asked Tim if he wanted to go for a hike and a beer but I wonder if he really knew what I meant.

by Perspective July 5, 2003

Beer Monster

The party act during which the participant pulls their shirt over their head, as to cover their face, and then chug a beer through it.

Frank - Why'd Quinton just get out of the shower covered in beer?

Chris - Oh. He just finished doing a beer monster.

by Da Burr Munster May 9, 2011

Beer before bong

"Beer before bong, that's just wrong"

Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"

This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.

"Whoa there, are you sure you want to smoke all that weed? You're already hammered."

"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"

"Beer before bong..."

"Huh?"

by TFK! January 26, 2009

Woman beer scale

The amount of 12 oz beers you would have to consume in order to conduct intercourse with a woman. The scale would normally range from 0-15. 0 being the best and 15 being the worst.

Logan-It would take me 3 beers to bang that girl.

Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.

Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.

by Lsmith__52 September 6, 2016

Guilt-free beer run

Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.

18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.

18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!

18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!

18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!

by morganhernan September 26, 2009

beer snoob

Somebody who's pretentious enough to think that drinking Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, or Guinness, means they appreciate the fine craft of brewing. Often includes Americans who exclusively drink OTHER countries' mass-produced beers while neglecting to notice their own world-class microbreweries.

Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."

by yajme August 26, 2009