Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Beamer352

A man who needs a face cam

Beamer352 you need a face cam

by Pancake mix teamdj November 21, 2018

beamed

95% 175m Spray
Dropped dead real fast

I just beamed this nigga "daredevil" - Lakk

by Lakk.Club Member January 14, 2023

Cuddle Beams

Beams or pulsions sent from one person to another that make the receiver feel cuddly/happy/warm/cute/comfortable.

She sent me cuddle beams last night because it was raining and cold. I am now happy.

by cuddlebeams September 1, 2012

Jamaican high beams

When you put on a headlight and put your entire head up your buddys anus and graze the ass wool.

Rhemy and I tried Jamaican high beams last night, it was epic!

by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021

redner [beamer]

When the blood rushes to the face because you are highly humiliated.

It's typically Northern Irish and if you get one, you'll know about it. Some wee millie or spide is bound to say, "oh mo -iy luuuud your redner, scundered" - wee fuckers

I fell outside the shap in front of jantie and had a big redner.

by Lemmalola July 1, 2005

Willie Beamin

Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.

That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!

by phylips August 2, 2010