Usually applies to a gift as in "that's a rubber batman!" If it's a "rubber batman" no matter what the gift really is, it means the giver expects to receive amazing and great pleasure from the gift, even if the recipient also likes it. The real point of gift "bounces back" like a rubber batman.
"You got me new undies?! That's a rubber batman for sure!" or "I love this new cookware....but that's a total rubber batman, fool."
by Chuck and Tony February 25, 2019
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Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”
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The Batman Tumor Is Someone who believes Batman is the best superhero and wishes kill anyone who thinks otherwise and if they are superman fan bless their hearts because soon they won't have one
Dad: hey son I was thinking we could go see that "new" movie.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.
by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021
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Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by kennydev April 23, 2022
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by Apples are better then oranges April 20, 2018
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At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”
“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
by LuciusAscen June 9, 2023
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