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break-up brain

Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
break-up brain by Kay97 November 30, 2016
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break good

When a human breaks down, over whatever unforeseen circumstance. They are left broken, but A human can "Break Good" In Stark contrast to the much more commonly used breaking bad.
You're breaking Jeff, Are you going to break good? or are you going to break bad? -Thomas Malone
break good by ltclloyd March 27, 2017

Break-dancin' all over your noggin' 

Talking about something complicated in a way that enlightens others.

Confusing people of lower intelligence by explaining things that are beyond their comprehension.

(British slang.) Noggin' = head/brain
Tow people talking (both high)
Chap #1: ...and that's why the singularity will lead to an uncontrollable rate of human development and the end of society as we know it.
Chap # 2: I've gotta leave this convo, man. You're dancin' all over my noggin'!
CHap #3: Sorry brah! Didn't mean to go break-dancin' all over your noggin' there. under breath Dumb fuck...

break every bone in your body 

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.
Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!

Break Windage 

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.
Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.
Break Windage by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021

break my pockets 

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.
Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!

break comfy 

I was wrapped up in a blanket on the couch and I had to pee, but I didn't want to break comfy
break comfy by ivotemyself4mvp December 19, 2022