boilties

The money one gets from suing a company after being burned by a hot beverage.

I've been living off my boilties ever since I spilled McDonald's coffee on myself in 1999.

by Ben Wang July 7, 2008

boiling the tea

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat

You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol

by drinkingbleach September 5, 2016

Boiling

To describe something when it's "cool" or "rad"

Yo that party last night was boiling bro
Ikr jessica gave me head it was boilin

by ashleigh home dawg July 19, 2017

Boilsy

Someone who lacks proper social skills and looks like a leper.

Yo, that kid Jon, maad boilsy dude.

by The Jewel Thief August 6, 2019

tar boiler

In Scotland this refers to a particulary ugly woman who has not been blessed with good looks.

God dave look at that hideous woman over there, shes a right tar boiler.

by shnuggins March 28, 2007

Beany Boiler

n. Female follower of vegan diet, when in a state of advanced sexual frustration.

"Holy shit! Did you see the evil look she just gave me for eating a burger?"

"Yeah dude, she's a beany boiler for sure..."

by hippyad/jimiffondu October 24, 2008

hard boiled doorstops

A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.

Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.

by MulattoTech February 12, 2013