When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
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Get the piggies in a blanket mug.Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.
Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.
by Joe Johnsonx May 12, 2007
Get the pig in a blanket mug.Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.
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Get the Pig in a blanket mug.Taking a shit in a blanket
If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket
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Get the turd blanket mug.A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.
Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
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