velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

by gordy November 26, 2003

bert mccracken

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003

Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011

Bert McCracken

The man that i want to marry... i love him so much i cant even believe.. i hope to meet him soon and to all you women out there who want him... hes so mine.. lol i wish.... im gonna move to Utah and try n meet him cuz he is the most sexxi thing ever... and not only that, he is an amazing singer adn a great song writer.... p.s. I LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!

just one look at him and you'll be hooked.... i haev been since like they first came out....

by Berts Babi February 13, 2004

red berry

When you have sex for the first time and she bleeds all over the bed

Oh god major case of red berry.
You got red berry on your face

by Powbam October 19, 2008

Cackle Berry

Australian slang for eggs.

Joe: Hey dude you want a cackle berry?

Zack: WTF?!

by AJAJAJAJAJ March 8, 2009

Rachel Berry

Rachel Berry is the Jewis icon of William McKinley High's Glee club. She's known for having a very remarkable nose, a powerful voice, and wearing knee-high socks, pretty short skirts and argyle cardigans. And bossy personality, too.

Also, she's secretly in love with Quinn Fabray. It's just that nobody realises that.

Boy: "Oh! Who's that chik who's dressing like Britney? She's hot"

Lesbien BAMF Girl: "That's Rachel Berry"

by -Faberry Like Yeah October 25, 2010