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Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"
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Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".
by Seanyo October 18, 2008
Get the Your Balls Are Beef mug.When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
Get the retirement balls mug.First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
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Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!
Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012
Get the slappy balls mug.A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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