Kay-away

Dropping one's wife off to do something that she wants to do, while the husband goes to do something he wants to do. (Reference to Mary Kay parties)

I dropped the wife off at Macy's so I'm going to get a beer at the pub to take a quick Kay-away.

by holy husky November 7, 2010

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

AWAL

Acronym for Absent Without Authorized Leave

the SOB went AWAL on us, Dont he know we have to meet up at 6pm

by tl0vr December 15, 2008

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 18, 2003

text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity

hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"

by ohshitdidireallyjustsendthat? July 13, 2007

Awan

Awan is a person (usually a male) who is charming, funny, really good and easy to talk too. Awan is a loyal, out going and the kind of friend you say ily (I love you) to. Awan is a person you can be yourself around and a person you could always talk to if you have trouble eg; I will be an Awan to you and help you. Awan is very handsome, has soft hair and most of the time has a big dick. Awan can help you get into the dms and help you get out of the friend zone that is so hard for you to get out of. Most Awans love memes and talking.

Ps. Most Awans have 20 inche dicks

I wAnT t0 Be aN aWAn aNd HeLp yoU wiTh y0Ur sItUati0n

i WaNt To bE An AwaN AnD sENd MeMes

by RipPepe February 7, 2018

Nagging Self-Awareness

The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.

"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."

by WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER May 7, 2008