zombie apocalypse

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.

"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand

by Pooploophu June 7, 2014

Resident Evil Apocalypse

A lame attempt of a zombie movie. Poor quality. Only " good " parts were parts with the black dude and boobs. Has nothing to do with the game. A waste of money.

My friend who is a moron: I saw Resident Evil Apocalypse today, and it was awesome.
Me: Get a fucking life...

by Super Xero October 4, 2004

apocalypsis

Portmanteau of apocalypse and ellipsis.

Specifically, where apocalypse is defined as "any universal or widespread destruction or disaster," and ellipsis is defined as "the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding, or an example of such omission."

When these two words activate their Wonder Twin Powers, they take the shape/form of:

The empty feeling experienced when the date of any sort of cataclysmic prophecy finally arrives, and NOTHING HAPPENS.

Much like being on the receiving end of a pregnant pause.

Nobody "survived" Y2K, that B.S. was a total apocalypsis.

by comorbid June 28, 2009

Apocaholic

A person with whom everything is relative to the apocalypse.

Kyle: Hey, wanna go to the gym?
Brittney: Yeah, it's easily defensible and is a good place to keep in shape in case the zombies come!
Kyle: You're such an apocaholic, Brittney.

by thespianwicca June 4, 2016

The Devils Advocate

what you choose to do when you want to be a dick but you don't want to get called out on in

"now if i could just play the devils advocate..."
"no. no you cannot"

by h.c.m. October 24, 2020

Spicy Avocado

One party of three: Spicy, Tangy, and Zany. (not complete without the other parts) If the zany is too loud and the tang is to angry then spicy will tone both to an agreeable flavor.

The Spice is also recognized for its ability to make Caucasians, who are not genetically able to handle spice, sweat.

That Spicy Avocado is one sexy vegetable.

by dirkabakalaka February 4, 2010

The Apocalypse Of Emo

The day every decent human being waits for.
And we don't mean the grunge sub-culture that appeared in the early 90s,we mean the Hot Topic wearing,LiveJournal writting,Laguna Beach watching,whiny pimply white 15 year olds that currently overrun the earth.
And on that day;we shall strip down to our birthday suits,blast The Libertines from our car stereos and shout "THE REVOLUTION LIVES!"

Jesus will come down and play the solo of "I wanna be sedated" on the Eve of The Apocalypse Of Emo.

by Gabby G. November 14, 2007