Asciring

Pronunciation: A-Shearing

Definition: When someone is desperately trying to understand something yet cannot seem to get it. Usually associated with frustration.

Student 1: I’ve been asciring over this dang assignment .
Student 2: What’s so hard to understand?

by Zainooo November 21, 2025

Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.

Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017

Hageblak Ashiry

A death threat which is widely considered to be the most intimidating and powerful threat that a person can make; if someone says this to you, you must concede the situation immediately

Person 1: Your mom's a hoe
Person 2: Hageblak Ashiry

Person 1: I mean my mom

by Egyptian scholar May 8, 2018

Lead Aspirin

bullet

The ultimate painkiller

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin

by ateple February 4, 2020

Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.

Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.

by DatBass2 October 5, 2020