Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...

"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."

Assasing by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011

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Assassinized

Assassinized is a Halo 2 term that comes from being assassinated by someone or you, yourself, assassinating someone.

Ohh!!! I assassinized you bitch!

DAMNIT! He assassinized me with a pistol!

Haha, I got assassinized, omg!

Assassinized by sui_winbolo May 18, 2006

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Assassination coordinates

Your basic location. A meme unintentionally ceated by Elon Musk who began bannng people he claimed were tweeting his "assassination coordinates."

"Where you at man, lets meet up. Send me your assassination coordinates."

Assassination coordinates by anonymous December 15, 2022

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Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

Anal Assasin by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

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