Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 3, 2012

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Get the Ape Baconmug.

Going Ape

A state of mind where you act like a primitive bithc. You can only do simple, brute things. You most likely also haven't showered in a while and may not be wearing clothes either.

Friend 1: Hey how's your summer been s far?
friend 2: Ive been going ape, man. I've just been washing dishes at my job and I've been wearing the same cumderwear for days

by old crumbler July 21, 2019

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grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".

"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat

by Blagojevich November 20, 2015

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ape tiddy

An adjective describing a situation, scenario or individual in which the subject has gone terribly out of control or reached a level of bizarre circumstance

Things got real ape tiddy in the street once the police arrived

by Z53 September 21, 2022

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A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.

(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."

by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017

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