Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.

Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!

by Horse Power January 2, 2017

apocalihpse

A male who has sex with girls to get them pregnant, and proceeds to never come back.

Apocalihpse had sec with her and she hasn't seen the apocalihpse since.

by notkejejnsn September 4, 2017

Apocalypse

Somehow it means end of the world.

Zombie apocalypse - when most of worlds population will be vanished and it's basaically the end of the world.

Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.

If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.

Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.

And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.

In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.

If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).

If nuclear war happens.

And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.

If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...

by SuperCoolKAJ April 30, 2019

apocalips

A worldwide obliteration of conventional social-inhibitions, causing everyone to freely give each other big smooches whenever they meet

I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

apocalyptic anxiety

A form of anxiety, where one experiences panic attacks when they think of apocalyptic scenarios. For example; environmental disasters like global warming, tsunamis and earthquakes

Frank: The turtles are dying bro

Me: “expresses my apocalyptic anxiety by reeeing like no tomorrow”

by Tes Tickles September 23, 2019

apocalaundrypse

It’s bad. It’s really bad. Socks start to asexually reproduce, towels haunt you in the night, don’t get me started on the underwear.

I fear the end of days is approaching; be wary it is the apocalaundrypse! Let’s pray.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 23, 2019

Apocalips

A women's vagina that is messed up beyond all repair.

A vagina with swollen sagging lips.

Would you say her vagina is normal or an apocalips?

After taking the midnight train her vagina was best described as an apocalips.

by Ijellan Sauer November 29, 2019