AP Math

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.

(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."

by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017

ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.

Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

AP Chemistry

the hardest f*cking class at del norte. Run by the laziest department of teachers I've ever seen. It takes 1 month for them to grade tests. You'll learn how to copy UT Quest answers and lab reports like an expert. Tests are so hard that they have a 50% curve.

I got a 20% on my first AP Chemistry exam.

How do I do stoich in AP Chemistry?
Feel lucky if you get a B in AP Chemistry.

by f*ckonlineschool November 10, 2020

ap french

An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.

More than half the class dropped within the first month of taking AP French.

by Hello234567 April 20, 2020

Going Ape

A state of mind where you act like a primitive bithc. You can only do simple, brute things. You most likely also haven't showered in a while and may not be wearing clothes either.

Friend 1: Hey how's your summer been s far?
friend 2: Ive been going ape, man. I've just been washing dishes at my job and I've been wearing the same cumderwear for days

by old crumbler July 21, 2019

grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".

"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat

by Blagojevich November 20, 2015

Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 3, 2012