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Astorga

A sexy motherfucker with an insanely large Cock. He is handsome, a great friend, and a great guy overall. He has the insane ability of generating an orgasm to a person by only seeing them.Also defined as Astorgasm it is a feeling that is generate when feeling penetranted, things feeling is similar as a rainbow coming out your asshole or vagina.Usually the girls scream DAMN THATS A BIG ASS COCK
I have a friend whole name is Astorga, Astorga is a great guy
by GoldL10n November 24, 2025
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Astorga

A great motherfucker with a nigga size dick, that will make you cum in less than 2 minutes. Also called astorgasmo is a feeling best described as a rainbow cumming out you asshole or vagina. Asto, from the latin of "papi rico verga larga" and the rga from ancient roman language that means "big dick that impales you".

Occasionally with high hormone levels, finds girls 4 years younger than him attractive.
Kinda stupid, very good at every sport and thing he wants to, terrible memory. Awful with names.
Good friend and knows everyone.
My friend is called Astorga and made his last girl astorgasm.
by GoldL10n November 24, 2025
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The Actor's Test

The Actor's Test is something done by many Theatre students. To do the Actor's test, you first need two Actors, same sex, opposite sex, doesn't matter. The point of the Actor's test is to see how long each person can last with their faces positioned close enough to kiss without making contact. The loser is usually the first to freak out.
Renelle called Nick out, so she dared him to take on the Actor's Test with her.
by theActingProctor December 3, 2011
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purge-atory

A transcendent feeling of nausea or major GI distress occurring during an intense exercise session. Many times it is related to poor dietary choices made prior to exercise.
That cheeseburger I ate last night put me in major purge-atory during my 5 mile run this morning.
by sadist4hire September 10, 2011
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wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.
Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.
by Liebs72 January 12, 2016
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swedish actor

Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:

Computer hackers.

Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)

The (hot) sidekick girl.
- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.
by mr.nyman January 1, 2017
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method actor

The way Seok Jin, the most handsome member on Bangtan group (an absolutely amazing korean group of dancers, rappers and singers), acts when chased by zombies in Everland (for reference : ep 24 of RUN).
Suga: Great acting ! You are a good actor
Jin: Method actor
by Jinkook trash October 25, 2017
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