absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Absolute botatron

If you call someone an absolute botatron it means that the are too good to be true and are an absolutely a class person to be around.

She's an absolute botatron!.

by Lethal con October 21, 2022

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absolutely Jacked

Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

by Steenmachine December 24, 2021

Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.

"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"

by GuySmith March 2, 2025

The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.

Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.

by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019

Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.

Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?

by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022