asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

asshole maneuverability

The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.

He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.

by racool January 13, 2009

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

Asshole Popsicle

A slang term used when describing "Ass to Mouth". When the giver of anal sex immediately becomes the reciever of oral sex.

"He took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? Sounds like an Asshole Popsicle. That shits not cool"

by JeremyVC February 21, 2010

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

Assholegenic

1. An environment full of assholes.

2. An environment so stressful that people tend to become assholes.

3. Laws, regulations, policies that treat a person or group as second class trash.

Jane found she was gaining weight in her new job since it was so assholegenic.

by nursewhoknows December 30, 2012

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013