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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).
1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.
by Kjetil A C May 31, 2006
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A roll up of everything into one word.
You're a real assamagina !
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She asawa stylin' marrying dat whitey.
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