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Josh Allen

“Yo did you see the bills game last night? Josh Allen was incredible!”
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Jacob Allen

A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
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Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.
Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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Port Allen, LA

The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.
"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"

-"Fuck, no."
by Uhhhhhh Huhhhh August 6, 2009
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Allen's Coffee Brandy

Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua
When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.
by Stephenie Albert June 10, 2004
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parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh
by jesus February 8, 2005
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Allen Heffner

A cool guy that lives in bend oregon, Juggalo, redneck, friend
Allen Heffner cares for others and accepts everyone for who they are
by rowdyboy14 February 5, 2010
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