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The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.
"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"

-"Fuck, no."
by Uhhhhhh Huhhhh August 06, 2009
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