take it in the shorts

taking it in the ass, financially.

His broker made a fuckton of shady investments, now he's going to take it in the shorts.

by andyfrank December 7, 2015

Short stab

is when a little dick goes all the way in some pussy and barely broke the surface.

That girl told me you were just short stabbing!

by long dikkin October 7, 2010

Open-Short

A phantom troubleshooting term used by incompetent electricians to describe symptoms they don't undertstand.

Despite the switch being off, the open-short caused a huge buildup of current which popped the circuit breaker and caused an overload in the battery buss.

by Sambonater21 April 27, 2010

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

booty shorts

Shorts that are worn by ho`s that barely covers up they asses.

"Girl, I dunno why you gotta wear `em booty shorts. You look naked wit `em on anyway."

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

by Eric1034 October 17, 2008

short circuit

When the medium of electrical transfer takes a shorter path back to the power source (cell or batteries) thus shortening the circuit, and leaving out the resistor (motor, lightbulb, buzzer etc.).


Short circuiting will drain the power source at a phenomenal rate, and is best avoided. The most commonly used method of prevention against this is the (see my definition of) fuse

When I was learning this crap in school a few years back we constantly short circuited all our shit toghether to create huge sparks that whooped the batteries in minutes.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006