Morality

An ultimately meaningless concept of "right versus wrong" which attempts to define both, but fails as evidenced by the existence of "moral gray areas."

Morality is often used to justify actions when in reality it carries no weight. The only justification within this world is power, as individuals who hold power will be remembered as righteous and moral so long as they continue to do so without creating too large an amount of fear.

"Thank God we have the police force."
"Yes, the police are always right and just and value morality."
"How could they ever be considered bad? They protect us by locking up those we disagree with in metal cages! Hooray!"

by Face Taster January 5, 2020

morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."

Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.

by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020

Moral Boost-Twist

when a friend gives you a moral boost, yet it's so twisted and you like it.

John gave me a moral boost-twist

by Bogh-Daddy August 13, 2020

meta-morality

The idea that the transformation of morality into categories of feeling (personal categories) is moral in itself.

Kant argued that turning personal opinions into moral categories is meta-morality.

by sandraxine September 6, 2020

Moral peacock

Morally lazy people who strut with great pomp but don’t bother to help their neighbor, their community, their city because that actually requires work, not just conspicuously condemning people on social media who have different opinions. - Bo Winegard

By crowing about social justice, but never landing a hand to help this in need otherwise, Mark showed want a moral peacock he is.

by Anonymous99⁹999 September 7, 2020

Moral

Oral sex that occurs first thing in the morning.

I cannot believe she surprised me with some moral this morning.

by Hornodi October 18, 2020

Miles Morales

When you throw poop at someone with your bare hands. Like a brown Spiderman. See. "Spiderman"

I went to check on the patient and I got a Miles Morales to the face.

by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022