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[Assholes]

Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.
"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"
by The brown fox April 17, 2013
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by smertieboi February 21, 2019
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Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole
by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
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A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.
Steph is such an asshole.
by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011
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A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."
Allie is an asshole.

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by Jcrack April 29, 2013
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A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.
That asshole went to the show without me.
by Beltazar October 14, 2017
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An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK
by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013
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