second head

A man cock

I was to busy last night using my second head.

by ImportantDefinitions March 30, 2017

Old Head

That one mo-fo who thinks he has some moral high ground just cause he’s old and about to die. To expand on that, he’s trying his best to run away from the grim reaper, but his pace is hastily coming to a decline as he is running in place. His feeble attempts to escape the inevitable only highlight his desperation. It's almost pitiful to witness how he clings to his delusions of superiority, unaware that age does not automatically grant wisdom or virtue.

BRO 1: ...Brooo that old head got way too comfortable kicking up his feet and eating TV dinners on the couch by the telly, he forgot he has kids to take care of and a wife to support.

BRO 2: Yeaaa, bro. As they say, you can't teach an old dog new tricks... 😭

by justsayinyafookintwat August 3, 2023

magic skool bus head

To have a big ole blockhead

Damien has a big ass magic skool bus

by Chaz April 23, 2005

pulling the head off it

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

National Give Head Day

The Day Where Your Girlfriend/SideBitch Throws That Sloppy ass Neck. On this day, Darells will temporarily change their diet from 5 pounds of booty to rock hard penis.

Hey, its national give head day. Gimme dat good suck

by urmomagaylmao July 30, 2018

pickle chin head ahh boy

bro I'm really bout to get yo pickle chin ahh boi, uglahh collard green headahh boi, oh hell I'm bailed dirty ahh boi stank ahh boi afro headahh lip gloss chin ahh boi uglahh boi choke choke uglahh dirty ahh

young jahseh when he finds gekyume's poop sock: "bro I'm really bout to get yo pickle chin ahh boi, uglahh collard green headahh boi, oh hell I'm bailed dirty ahh boi stank ahh boi afro headahh lip gloss chin ahh boi uglahh boi choke choke uglahh dirty ahh"

"pickle chin head ahh boy"

by cooljahman May 7, 2019

Bull head

The process of wiping your hand on you gooch sweat and then wiping it on someones forehead.

"simon was pissing us off, so wen he fell asleep we all gave him a bull head"

by jonno n allan November 9, 2008