I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

eat

absorb (financial loss or cost).

"if we had to, we could probably eat the cost"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,

I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut

by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

Big Dogs Gotta Eat To

Even the biggest bloke has to eat

There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂

by Grim6891 May 12, 2023

Mention Eating Food & Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Mention Eating Food & Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Mention Eating Food & Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

eating peaches

When you are eating peaches, it means you have a thicc squishy booty.

Timmy’s eating peaches. Trust me, I squashed it.

by imeatingpeaches January 28, 2019