Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.
I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.
by somerset shirley May 14, 2005
Get the dick fencingmug. 1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
Note*
Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
Note*
Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009
Get the Dick Checkmug. the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.
by tonywashere April 5, 2011
Get the lick dickmug. A word that Alex Gaskarth (lead singer of All Time Low) uses to refer to Matt Squire. Whereas Alex says that his brain is only capable of taking two words out of nowhere and stringing them together in order to curse.
Matt: Go sing!
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.
by jennalikesthrust May 22, 2009
Get the Dick Fuckermug. The "vice president" of the United States who is calling the shots behind George Bush's back. He is other wise known as the forerunner of the Anit-Christ. The most diabolical scum to walk the face of the Earth. He outsources our jobs to China, India, Mexico, and illegal immigrants so the legal population of the United States will have no jobs and will have no jobs and crash into poverty. Say it with me! "DOWN WITH DICK CHENEY, DOWN WITH THE DEVIL"
by skyclaw441 December 12, 2008
Get the Dick Cheneymug. Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008
Get the meth dickmug. the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009
Get the dick holemug.