wetting the knuckle

female masterbation

she is in there wetting the knuckle again

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

Wet

Owen

Owen is SO wet

by Donkey_Cock_Slayer69 November 8, 2020

double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015

Wet Willy

A gentle fingering of ones ears with just a sprinkle of saliva.Sometimes makes the receiver aroused.

Hey Johnny, I just gave Dave a Wet Willy and he enjoyed it!

by Dwesder January 14, 2021

Wet Dorken

A sexual act in which the Giver holds down the Receiver and covers them in spoonful's of sour cream which is massaged into the body. The Receiver will then be instructed to make motorbike noises while the Giver mounts and rides the Receiver around the room until they achieve a gentle release.

It was crazy last night, she let me give her a Wet Dorken.

by Obi Wan Chernobyl December 28, 2023

Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021

Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022