A money shit occurs after you take a shit, then go to wipe and realize that there is nothing there to wipe.
by Allen T. September 19, 2008
Get the money shit mug.by dr pusbag October 5, 2003
Get the shit hook mug.A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.
I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.
by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 7, 2009
Get the beer shit mug.Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
by LosrDogg July 24, 2009
Get the shit company mug.A person who shits their pants and dosent even care. They actually find it enjoyable and attractive and don't even care that anyone else finds it digusting and stinky.
Guy: Helen, is such a shit fiend
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you
by IMMADEVIL September 1, 2008
Get the Shit Fiend mug."I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.
by Ms. Awful May 21, 2015
Get the Shit the bed mug.To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.
"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"
by electromagneticredhead May 18, 2009
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