:eye: :lips: :eye: 

When something surprising happens, you might respond with :eye: :lips: :eye: emojis. In that order. Usually in a sarcastic sense.

"Hello how are you doing?" - Tim
"I dipped my nuggets in water" - Tom
"Why the fuck would you do that?" - Tim
"I got you, Tim!" - Tom
":eye: :lips: :eye:" - Tim

:eye: :lips: :eye: by epelpaj October 15, 2020

bitch eyes 

1. noun: A woman (especially a married woman) who commits or has committed a flagrant and heinous behavioral act that goes against her normally benign and predictable nature.
2. noun: A male who becomes bitchy and/or excessively agitated by a meaningless, insignificant event.

1. "I can't wait until bitch eyes gets all of her sh-t and goes away for good.

2. "Chill out, bitch eyes.. nobody's shooting at us."

bitch eyes by badkarma August 4, 2003

white eye patch 

When you cum in a girls eye

last night i gave a chick a white eye patch

white eye patch by Jack Ellsman May 13, 2005

clay eye 

(N)of or pertaining to the bung hole.

When she bent over, I had 2 holes to choose from; the snatch or the clay eye.

clay eye by itchy corn March 30, 2005

one eyed ry 

another name for the winkie 'eye'.

get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)

one eyed ry by miss t October 30, 2006

massive eyes 

eyes that are similar to a jungle monkey or a lemur.

"you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes you know."

massive eyes by Kisha BentWood February 3, 2007

Shotty Eyes 

The pupils transform to white & slowly the process makes the whole eye spermicidal white, normally when you begin the stage of ascension.

"I was getting head from this bitch that kept begging me if she could get on her knees... the excitement was so much i felt an exilerating rush. My eyes began to blur as they transformed... into the shotty eyes, and the ascension began. I noticed looking in the mirror I had cumshot white eyes & I busted a load in her throat & it killed her."

Shotty Eyes by God Of Thugs December 6, 2007