jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong

Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong

by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022

aiden longden

the sexiest person alive with a massive ding dong and a perfect personality

you are so aiden longden

by kimykong tttt November 15, 2022

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad

an goofy ahh kid
who copy and paste everyone comments and called everyone bots and bashed people opinion and lied his age, backup account 13, 15

and call people racist for dms
and lied to another backup account called annoying orange

he reality pretend to be bellathewolf, budsfor

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad: Fuck you kid get a life you bot no one asked
Everyone: 💀

by TheRealDarkSecretEnds February 25, 2023

schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

no longer thuggin it out

when you cant thug it out anymore, basically giving up

j: i'm no longer thuggin it out

l: damn bro

by jimmy got a shimmy November 22, 2023

Kentucky Longrifle

The act of one man defecating into another man's urethral tract, and pushing the feces further in by shoving his penis inside of the other man's penis, in an act similar to using a ram rod to push the musket ball down the barrel of a musket, hence the name

John: "Dude, Sebastian gave me a Kentucky Longrifle last night and now my piss is brown."
Mark: "Holy fuck dude that's nasty."

by scrungusbungus December 23, 2023