When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.
"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"
by Stretfordian February 23, 2021
Get the Anal Babymug. by Otherwisetrout April 18, 2018
Get the anal hubrismug. When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand.
Last evening my uncle told me that he got his hand stuck in hisx womans asss. I asked him," how is that possible.?" He replied, " my technique is,l giving her the Anal Orchid
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."
by Skip Jones July 7, 2023
Get the The Anal Orchidmug. From the world of porn (according to Pam and Tommy), one who is more comfortable for the female talent to accommodate in the rear (i.e. has a small dick).
You are not coming anywhere near my butthole with that python, director don't we have an anal specialist on set?
by Bongobangobingo March 20, 2022
Get the anal specialistmug. Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
Get the certified anal probemug. To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
Get the anal rail gunmug. Anallely is a girl of many aspersions, she is a dedicated and strong women. Anallely is seen as someone who could and will brighten a day with a simple smile. She is selfless and caring towards others while not focusing on herself. She is not one to give up in any situation because she is dedicated and committed to any task in front of her. The only thing that does hurt her is her lack of ability to love and take care of herself. She might rely on others to help her in this category. Overall, she is sweet, caring, and most of all strong in any fast-set you can think of. You will never catch her slacking on any job. Make sure to find a Anallely and make her your friend because you won’t ever regret that decision.
Woah, that is one short stack if I’ve ever seen one
The girl that smiles back, short stack (Anallely)
The girl that smiles back, short stack (Anallely)
by That cool stud August 20, 2022
Get the Anallelymug.