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alex

a fine lad with a huge shlong.
girl: omg that’s alex
other girl: what about him
girl: he’s so fine and I bet he has a huge shlong
by ozosixixiksm December 8, 2020
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someone who doesn't think he can do wrong and continues down every path that hurts you because his mommy said he’s a good guy
I told Alex he hurt me, and the next day he argued about how he’s a good guy and I should trust him (and his disgusting behavior).
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
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Beautiful 17 year Jamaican man. That will soon become the protector of the Universe and save planet earth. He will vanquish all the Aliens and evil that arrive among this land. He becomes friend with 2 best-friends that will help him with this Journey to save the world and explore the Universe and find unexplainable evil. Later on in his life him and his friends will develop supernatural powers that will change the way they live forever. They will be the 3 protectors of the Universe. One of his friends will soon turn on him and stab him in the back for some “girl” and this will be the new face of evil.
The name Alex has gone through a lot in his life
by Alex Boreland November 23, 2021
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GORJUS FUCKING PERSON ALIVE 💜💜💜
by alex is a GORJUS QUEEEN December 17, 2022
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Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.
Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.
by s0_oin. May 13, 2025
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Typically an asshole, so to all girls and guys out there! Never date an Alex.

They are normally manipulative, compulsive and will just use you for their physical desires which sucks.

They don't know how to compliment a girl, they are cheaters but are also extremely smooth within what they say to win you over so be careful.

All in all, ALL Alexanders (Alex for short) will fuck your life up.
Girl 1: "That guy just used me for nudes, and dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Gosh, he sounds like SUCH an Alex!"
by Basic Whore October 24, 2017
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the best person you will ever meet !

someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself
me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3

friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !
by elio ! November 20, 2021
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