penis collidus

When two males walk past each other and their genitals touch

“Me and Todd just experienced penis collidus”

by Conn611144 October 26, 2017

Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016

Penis Girl

A woman with a giant cock, so giant infact that if she gives anal she’ll spread their asshole 7 inches.

Mourice:Hey kevin, did you hear about that nee penis girl?

Kevin: Yeah, I’m gonna ask her out tomorrow and get to second base.

by Pussybob3000 January 30, 2020

Atomic Penis

A penis of such small size as to rival the size of an electron

Carter has an atomic penis

by anonymous November 16, 2020

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

aidan's [penis]

aidan's penis is so small it doesn't exist

aidan's penis is not used, even in sentences

by fartasdf May 28, 2022

penis demon

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019