Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

Slack dick

noun. 1. A person (male) that doesn't draw up to the challenge of a female counterpart. 2. Impotent

Slack dick: A male tennis player that fails to cover his partner in a mixed double.

by Hollis Wong and Daniel Mckay January 2, 2009

limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

by smyles January 28, 2008

Dick Lick

Your average insult, usually between makes during arguments of extreme stupidity

Guy 1: Hey man, stop camping!

Guy 2: Make me you Dick Lick!

by Atticus Sullivan July 1, 2009

Dick Monger

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009

dick whipped

when a man controls the relationship and the girl does anything the man wants her to.

jenni is dick whipped

by un_known August 21, 2007

Dick Swag

1. How Good the male sex game is or is not .

2. An attraction towards the female anatomy.

3. Can be used for lame ass males .

1. Damn girl,i saw tyrone last night and his dick swag was impeccable .

2. Aye bro, shorty right there can catch the dick swag

3. Smh, that guys dick swag is on low .

by @DaKiddX February 27, 2011